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DoD Ends All Future LGBT Events, Declares Military ‘Gay Enough Already’
THE PENTAGON — The Department of Defense announced today that it will not host or sponsor any further events to recognize Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transsexual Pride. DoD Spokesman Major Phil McTavish...
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Opinion: General Petraeus, Allen Nothing But A Bunch Of Goddamn Amateurs
The following is an opinion piece written by Brigadier General Jeffrey Sinclair. So, now it seems we have questions about a number of high-ranking defense officials and their conduct both on and off...
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F-22 Scores First Combat Kill Against Eight-Engined Red Aircraft
JOINT BASE ELMENDORF-RICHARDSON, AK – Captain Gary Rinch of the 622nd Fighter Wing can lay claim to the first combat kill with an F-22 fighter after shooting down what he described as “an eight-engined...
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Army Doesn’t Get What It Wants For Birthday, Throws Tantrum
FORT MYER, VA — Elation turned to frustration for the United States Army during its 238th birthday party on Friday, after the service failed to to get what it wanted despite dropping a number of hints,...
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In Memoriam: James Gandolfini, Star Of ‘The Last Castle’, Dead At 51
James Gandolfini, star of such films as The Last Castle, Crimson Tide and most recently Zero Dark Thirty, died Wednesday in Italy, from an apparent cardiac arrest. He was 51. Gandolfini was best known...
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Sergeant Major’s Heroism, Quick Thinking, Saves Entire Platoon From Certain...
BAGRAM AIR FIELD, AFGHANISTAN – Many leaders struggle to make a real impact on soldiers’ lives, but Command Sergeant Major Richard Widmark doesn’t have that problem. Widmark, assigned to 325th BSTB at...
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Geraldo Rivera Divulges Plans for Gen Mattis’ Surprise Birthday Party
MacDill AFB, Tampa, FL – The servicemembers of Central Command (CENTCOM) were shocked to learn that intiricate plans for a surprise birthday party for General James “Mad Dog” Mattis have been leaked by...
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DoD Ends All Future LGBT Events, Declares Military ‘Gay Enough Already’
THE PENTAGON — The Department of Defense announced today that it will not host or sponsor any further events to recognize Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transsexual Pride. DoD Spokesman Major Phil McTavish...
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Opinion: General Petraeus, Allen Nothing But A Bunch Of Goddamn Amateurs
The following is an opinion piece written by Brig. Gen. Jeffrey Sinclair. So, now it seems we have questions about a number of high-ranking defense officials and their conduct both on and off the job....
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F-22 Scores First Combat Kill Against Eight-Engined Red Aircraft
JOINT BASE ELMENDORF-RICHARDSON, AK – Captain Gary Rinch of the 622nd Fighter Wing can lay claim to the first combat kill with an F-22 fighter after shooting down what he described as “an eight-engined...
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Army Doesn’t Get What It Wants For Birthday, Throws Tantrum
FORT MYER, VA — Elation turned to frustration for the United States Army during its 238th birthday party on Friday, after the service failed to to get what it wanted despite dropping a number of hints,...
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In Memoriam: James Gandolfini, Star Of ‘The Last Castle’, Dead At 51
James Gandolfini, star of such films as The Last Castle, Crimson Tide and most recently Zero Dark Thirty, died Wednesday in Italy, from an apparent cardiac arrest. He was 51. Gandolfini was best known...
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The Military Needs To Take Sexual Harassment Seriously, Except In My Case
The following is an opinion editorial article written by Brig. Gen. Jeffery Sinclair. Guess who’s back? Back again. Jeffy’s back. Tell a friend. That’s right, mother fuckers! Brigadier Fuckin’ General...
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Puerto Rican In Your Platoon Tired Of Your Questions About Cinco De Mayo
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Specialist Ted Ortega, a grenadier in your platoon’s third squad, is already tired of answering questions about Cinco de Mayo, sources confirmed moments ago. Ortega, 22, is a native...
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Opinion: We Need To Hit ISIS With Everything We Have, Starting With TOW® And...
The following is an op-ed article written by James Mason, a spokesman for the Raytheon Company, a technology and innovation leader specializing in defense, security, and civil markets throughout the...
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Opinion: The Fucking Mirror Moved Again, Fix It For Me
The following is an opinion, written by your HMMWV driver. Shit. Hey, the mirror moved again. You mind fixing it? Yeah just pull it in a little bit. No, the frame part, not the mirror itself. Pull it...
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Sergeant Major’s Heroism, Quick Thinking, Saves Entire Platoon From Certain...
BAGRAM AIR FIELD, AFGHANISTAN – Many leaders struggle to make a real impact on soldiers’ lives, but Command Sergeant Major Richard Widmark doesn’t have that problem. Widmark, assigned to 325th BSTB at...
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E-4 Mafia Frantically Expending Surplus Fucks Before End of Fiscal Year
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — An Army Inspector General report warns that the Army’s junior enlisted are at budgetary risk following the discovery of a massive surplus of fucks that need to be given before the...
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